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[This is a private audio recording. Only the owner can listen to this.]



Tch, bullshitters will bullshit.



Y'know what's gonna end up happening to them?



Have you ever heard the Fall of Icarus, Elly?



Of course. The hell are they teaching you down there anyway?



YES, I paid attention, actually.



Alright, listen up.



A human dude, Icarus, a long, long time ago was imprisoned with his dad at the top of the tallest tower ever.



It doesn't matter why!- That's not the point.



The two were trapped. Obviously.



And so, Icarus' father crafted two pairs of wings held together by wax.



Feathers? Must've killed the birds up there or somethin'. The wax, I've got no clue.



They waited for the kingdom's coronation day to make their move.



Icarus' father warned him not to fly too high or too low.



When the time was right, the two jumped. The wings worked... they escaped.



But Icarus, like a dumbass, flew higher and higher.



He soared, only to feel hot wax drip down his sides.



He fell.



And on-



Gimme a second, Elly.



'Sup?



Nah, I know I d-